|My real life naturally 100% weird phone case.|
It's the most popular illusion of our society.
What the hell is normal anyhow? It's extroverted and friendly. But not too friendly because that's called creepy. Normal has a nice light earthy scent. Kinda like fresh cut grass. But not overtly funky like b.o. or garlic breath. It also votes, recycles, exercises, bakes fabulous cupcakes, not to mention scones, makes thoughtful handmade gifts and volunteers a lot. Normal is annoyingly perfect.
Which is why I'm not normal.
And neither is anyone else. And who would even want to be normal anyhow with all that pressure and those expectations? Plus, then everyone is acting like the same person. How boring is that? So screw socially acceptable. Embrace your inner awkward freak. Unless you're a close talker. Because no one likes a close talker. Trust me on this and take a step back and say it, don't spray it already.
And just remember: