Let me be the first person to wish you a very Happy World Toilet Day! Yup, it's celebrated every year on November 19th. I don't know the significance of the date precisely, but it's probably when the weather turns brisk for those the world over that need to do their business outside in a back alley somewhere. I'm not shitting you!
So, jump on over to Jummp and read my article I wanted to call Potty Talk, but got changed by my editor, here.
And for another poignant post on poop, an older essay I wrote, entitled The Shit.