I've said it before and I'll say it again, I'm technologically illiterate. The thing is, I'm really pretty disinterested in electronics altogether. Which is weird for someone who uses them pretty much all day, every day. Making me a technohypocrite. In my defense, it's virtually impossible not to be connected in today's over connected world.
I've told myself time and time again that I'm not going to sign-up for anything else that requires a log-in and a password. Because I can't even remember the ones I have. But, every time there is some ridiculous reason for me to sign up. Like it's required by my kids' schools, so I can academically stalk my children. As if I don't stalk them on social media already. Adding one more thing to my 'to do' list.
But first, I have to create a log-in that makes sense so I'll remember it. For instance, ILOVESTALKINGKIDS. But, that may set off some alarm bells for the school administration, like I'm a pedophile or something. I'd use my real name as the log-in, except the first time I tried to log-in I used it, messed up somehow and now it registers as taken. So now, I have to come up with something really boring, that's probably a lie like Knittingmom. (I don't knit.) But, that's already taken. As are most of the other mundane things I've thought of.
And now I have to make a password that's 10 characters long consisting of 6 letters (at least one of which should be capitalized), 2 numbers and 2 symbols (excluding the < sign, because that might demean the other letters or symbols in front of it, you know...political correctness and all). Making this a long and infuriating process.
But, it's nothing compared to my battle with the CAPTCHA. Which is more of a war, that I'm losing. Maybe I'm not human, because I can't seem to prove to my computer that I'm not a computer. Seriously, who can read those things? Even with my reading glasses on, it's like they're written in Klingon or something. And last time I checked, Klingons aren't human. Or real.
Don't even get me started on anything that requires a security question. Because it's always some obscure question. Like: What elective did you take in the fall of your freshman year of college? Or: Who's your favorite Astrophysicist? And then there's: Where were you when you realized you sold out and your dreams would never come true? I mean, not only is it depressing as hell to traipse through your past and recount this stuff and divulge it to your computer overlord, but really...who can remember this stuff? I can barely remember to give my diabetic dog his insulin twice a day!
I would complain about e-mail, but I rarely read them anymore. Same with group texts. And for someone who puts so much information on-line with my blog and social media, I'm really skeptical of those discount cards offered by supermarkets. Are they collecting data on me? Which is totally ridiculously paranoid and hypocritical. Which is why I use my old phone number for this purpose. Somewhere, some 70 year old guy with my old land line is getting coupons for tampons and zit cream at the check out.
I guess I have to admit, I love to hate technology.