It was a road trip. A domestic one...
....to a completely foreign destination.
With the kids comfortably reclining and plugged in. Yet, still grossly uncomfortable and whinny.
We stopped to marvel at the last payphone in existence anywhere. We're told the last virgins in existence reside in these parts too...
...which might be this couple who travelled in their pajama pants. After I mocked them for sporting their sleepwear publicly, later I regretted it. Enlightened by their Eastern thinking.
Travel in ridiculous children's pajama pants without children are most comfortable travellers ~Japanese proverb
Unless they just got some of these located conveniently in the bathroom.
Even though 70% of the states population doesn't drink really crappy hot caffeine served up at rest stops in styrofoam cups that clog landfills, they are hospitable enough to serve it up to the heathens that pass through. Thank god!
Because, it's possible we could be here for a while...
Have fun on your road trip Marie!
ReplyDeleteI had no idea that Utah considered themselves life elevated... Boy, talk about truth in advertising!
ReplyDeleteI won't dare challenge that Japanese proverb.
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