It all started with a toilet that overflowed in the middle of the night and a subsequent call to the insurance company the next day when we discovered it was raining toilet water in our basement. I admit, I didn't expect much. But our insurance company had someone come out the same day with an estimate on the damage and a plan to fix it. Including new wood floors on the main level and carpet in the basement, adding up to thousands of dollars of damage they'd cover.
I was floored!
Of course, we'd have to move out of our house and into a hotel while they were sanding, staining and polyurethaning the wood. Then, the insurance company picked up the tab for 6 people and 2 dogs for 2 weeks. Which was another few thousand dollars.
Again, I was floored!
When we finally were able to move back into the house, there were still baseboards that needed to be put back, drywall to replace, doors to be stained and polyurethaned, painting and a new toilet and vanity to be installed. Adding up to two additional weeks of workmen in and out of my house. And trying to schedule my workouts, writing, dog walks, carpooling and meals around them. Because you know what's really weird when you have people in your house all day? Eating. Do I offer them some? Are they judging me for what I'm eating? Or that I'm eating again? I mean, I did gain weight during the hotel stay and then again on spring break. You can't really work out in an RV, you know?
The thing is, when you get near the end of a project and then you get a cold and start slamming hot tea to hydrate and soothe your dry throat cause you're mouth breathing, you have to pee a lot. And I mean a lot. So, since I don't have a bathroom on the main floor, that means I'm running either upstairs or downstairs to pee. While it's a fantastic StairMaster workout, by the time I get to the bathroom (any bathroom) there's either a kid showering or using the toilet. Now, after running up the stairs, my nose is running like a faucet with snot headed due south, straight for my mouth. Nooooooooooooooo!!!
I'm floored that this work isn't done yet!
So yesterday (the day before yesterday by the time you read this), the plumber was supposed to come and install the toilet and the sink in the vanity. I waited during my designated window of 3 to 5pm for him to show. Which he didn't. Today, for round 2, his window to redeem himself is from 1-3pm. Right now as I sit in my old, creaky office chair and finish writing this, it's exactly 1pm. So I don't know how the story ends. But, I sure hope it's with a flushing toilet.
Either way, I'll be pretty floored!