|A sampling of my wine cork selection.|
I want it to be an experience, to savor it.
But, maybe that's because I'm spending at least $10 a freakin' bottle.
In my defense the labels are beautiful...
|Bring on the freakshow!|
|Ok, not so beautiful, more confused, as was I when I bought a $6 bottle of crap|
solely because the question mark on the bottle was my favorite color,
|And come on, this bottle of red is perfect for when Aunt Flo comes to visit.|
HOW AWESOME IS THAT?
|Of course I like my red served up with a gourmet meal|
with a side of deep, meaningful adult conversation.
|And I also love to enjoy it outside in a stemmed glass sitting at the tiki bar.|
(Don't even get me going on those new sub par and less elegant stemless wine glasses....ughhhh.)
|But, if I have no other choice,|
I will drink it out of a clearly labeled plastic cup.